how to get away with murder sentence meme

astudyinholmes:

  • “No one’s ever believed in me like this before.”
  • “Whoever he is, I’m glad there’s some eye candy around here.”
  • “He wanted to kill me. I had no other choice.”
  • “We are so, so screwed.”
  • “And he did this thing to my ass that made my eyes water.”
  • “You forgot his name and he’s still into you? What do you have, some kind of voodoo penis?”
  • “Damn, I was hoping I’d be the first one to tell you.”
  • “Smile or go to jail.”
  • “Do you know who anyone really is?”
  • “I don’t kiss and tell.”
  • “You’ll only have yourself to blame if it ends badly.”
  • “What sucks is, he doesn’t know that. That you’re just leading him on. Letting him believe he has a shot with you.”
  • “Somebody woke up in the mood to fight this morning.”
  • “I wasn’t showing off.”
  • “Hey, don’t be a bitch. I could get arrested for this.”
  • “I don’t believe you. To be honest, I don’t even care. You want to sleep next to a killer, go for it.”
  • “See? Sexting pays off.”
  • “Is there a boyfriend I should be jealous of?”
  • “You won’t be the first person in the world disappointed by your father.”
  • “I just know everyone hates their boss.”
  • “I swear to God, I’ll tell the police everything.”
  • “Wow, someone have daddy issues?”
  • “And you guys call me immature? I’m like the most grown up, grown up ever compared to your dumb asses.”
  • “Listen to yourself. You just can’t stop lying.”
  • “I tried to give you an out. Don’t forget that when this all goes to hell.”
  • “You liked watching her die because that’s the piece of garbage you are.”
  • “He deserved to die. And I’m glad he’s dead.”
  • “You know you can’t tell them about this. This never happened. You understand?”