I WON.

Anonymous inquired,

"Why do chemists like nitrates so much? They're cheaper than day rates."

✘ Anonymous ✘ i fucking c an t ✘ *walt voice* lEt me LivE mY lyF!!!!11 ✘ also i found this pic in one of my old folders from college and im so ✘ i come back for 2 seconds and tHIS IS WHAT I RETURN TO ✘ tbd. ✘ meth rp.

Anonymous inquired,

"Do you knock with knock knock jokes? "

^{what part of I am the one who knocks do you peasants not understand}

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ HOW DARE U MOCK ME WITH UR FANCY PUNS ✘ I AM T H EDA NG ER ✘ i once poisoned a kid just cause ✘ don't fuck wit me

Anonymous inquired,

"I JUST WATCHED BREAKING BAD AND YOUR PORTRAYAL IS SO GOOD AA A AA A A A A A"

nfdklNDLFKJASD;LKFJASKLDHFKLADSHF SCREAMS SO LOUD IM BLUSHING ANON THANK U SO MUCH FOR THIS MESSAGE I’M REALLY GLAD YOU ENJOY IT EVEN THOUGH I HAVEN’T WRITTEN IN 492374 YEARS FUCK ME THIS IS STILL SUCH A NICE THING TO LOG IN TO HOPEFULLY i will actually be writing again soon rifp ri fp but i hope you enjoyed brba and hope you have a fantastic day my dude pal

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ day 3838 of me missing rping and yET ✘ i have /so/ many messages that i need to get to ✘ and actually working on responding to another one from the other day metaing about walt/jesse and i ju st ✘ i love you ✘ yes --- you ✘ return of the methlord

Anonymous inquired,

"knock on deez nuts mr. danger"

❛ i think i’d rather stay as far away as humanly possible from your disgusting, indisposed nuts. god only knows where those things have been if they’ve even dropped yet. ❜

when did all of his students get so fucking weird

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ❨ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ❩ v01. ✘ dramatically pulls on latex gloves up to the elbows ✘ sanitizes each hand 3 times ✘ when the rv's a rockin; don't come a knockin ✘ unless it me ✘ i am the on LY ON E WHO KNOC KS ✘ mmm i quote this every day and it still hasn't gotten old ✘ also deez nuts reminds me i need to meta on walt's political stances ✘ oh boyyy ✘ ALSO ALSO ✘ MR DANGER ✘ / MR. DA NG ER/ ✘ I JUST REALIZED

Anonymous inquired,

"you think bars and armed guards can stop tHE DANGER?? HAHAHA FOOLISH LITTLE MEN - walt probably"

❛ i actually feel sorry for those pathetic, misguided fools who are stupid enough to think that they can stop me. don’t they know who i am? i am the danger, i am the oN E WHO KNOC KS, I ‘M ❜

( enter the prison guards with sedatives to calm this fuck down 👌 )

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ❨ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ❩ v01. ✘ what do u mean this isn't canon

Anonymous inquired,

"yo mr white. where the hell you at? we's still got a PROBLEM in the BASEMENT so. if you wanna call me back, you know, that might be a GOOD FUCKIN IDEA JUST SAYIN. [ voicemail from jesse. ]"

❛ christ, jesse, ❜ he mutters under his breath as he violently hits the redial button on his unchartered second cellphone. what part of i have a job and a family and a life was this fool not comprehending? lips pull into a fabricated contentment once he crosses paths with his wife, devising a falsity when his partner contests on the other end of the line. ❛ oh, hello, carmen! yes, i’d love to hear more about the interested students for the analytical chemistry portion of the science fair ❜ finally out of range and able to speak freely.

❛ you stupid, senseless waste of oxygen! what the hell are you doing calling me at this time of day? hm? ❜

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ❨ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ❩ v01. ✘ i love walt answering the phone being so friendly and animated until he walks outside and goes full on heisenberg on jesse's ass ✘ clenches fist ✘ so beautiful

Anonymous inquired,

"do you think walt died in the finale?"

_{i do, anon! and i thought it was the most fitting ending for him. i’ve ranted about this in the tags before, but his death essentially meant he got away with it. his empire, his infamy, his destruction it lives on even after he passes. many in the business would regard him as a legend (and having people know his name and his greatness was one of his prime ambitions) and he wouldn’t be able to handle the shame and embarrassment of being taken into custody. of being bested. of losing. there were things that were far worse than death to him, and having to actually deal with the consequences of actions was one of them. he died with a contented smile on his face, knowing that heisenberg would live on and the money he earned would still find its way to his family in time.}

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ❨ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ❩ v01. ✘ the fact that he was /planning/ on dying that night to begin with shows that he was ready for it ✘ and while his main objective in the beginning was to earn money for his family ✘ he doesn't consider??? how much he screwed up their lives?? ✘ that people were /dead/ and /suffered/ because of him? ✘ but 'oh my family still gets the money I earned so its all fine i'm happy that's all that matters :]' ✘ i've said it before and i'll say it again ✘ walt /loves/ his family -- but he loves himself more. much more ✘ I HAVE SO MANY MORE FEELINGS ON THIS SUBJECT BUT I ALWAYS GET INTO RANT MODE WHEN I TALK ABOUT WALT IM GOMEN

Anonymous inquired,

"ooooh mister white shove up a flask up my ass and call me pretty"

_{❛ i don’t know what you’ve heard about me, but let me make one thing very clear for you i do not shove my pristine, state of the art lab equipment up just anyone’s ass. do you have any idea how much those things costs? hm? do you? i will not contaminate my chemistry flasks and glassware and apparatuses and whatever the hell you can fit up there for your sick, twisted fantasies. i am full aware of my extreme sexual attractiveness and the effect i have on people, but perhaps you need to chill your kinks. ❜}

_{❛ also u ugly so there’s that. ❜}

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ❨ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ❩ v01. ✘ meth rp tag. ✘ rUBS MY BEARD ✘ WHO THE FUCK ✘ this is such a dave thing but apparently it wasn't him ✘ stares directly at jawn ✘ i dcannv'atk ✘ there it is ✘ getting kinkshamed by heisenberg ✘ what a time to be al i ve

Anonymous inquired,

"chemistry sucks dick. biology is where it's at mr. black"

_{❛ seeing as it’s biology that’s responsible for your pathetic existence, and chemistry that will corrode it with hydrofluoric acid, rendering you untraceable in a barrel buried in the middle of some desert in new mexico i think it’s obvious which one is SUPERIOR. i will make you swallow your words, you worthless waste of oxygen. ❜}

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ❨ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴄᴋꜱ. ❩ v01. ✘ I CANNOT BELIEVE ✘ WHO THE FU KC SENT THIS IN ✘ FNDLKnfkdlfskjadkf f k ✘ i'm crying he's done he's 249374% done goodbye felicia ✘ i swear i'll delete my methposting in the morning and look like an actual rp blog again

Anonymous inquired,

"Weeps because I just realized you're the same person who wrote my favorite Sam Winchester ever. "

_{fjksdnfkHF;KSADFLHSDF SDKF L;SD FKL!!!!!!! i’m screaming this is such a cute message anon! i still occasionally hop on there to harass vicky, but man, sam was my longest active muse ( for about a year i think? ) and tbh the fandom / newer seasons just killed my muse unfortunately. but thank you so much for this kindness! i hope i can be your favorite walter white ever too ( plot twist: i am the only walter white u are stuck w/ me regARDLESS. )}

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✘ Anonymous ✘ ` [ ᴏᴜᴛᴏꜰᴄʜᴀʀᴀ. ] — tba. ✘ tags what are thooose ✘ I WISH I HAD MORE MUSE FOR HIM; I REALLY DO ✘ touches ur face tho ✘ i've upgraded from boy king to meth king ✘ 👌👌👌

i . this is an independent blog for walter white from breaking bad . my mainverse typically takes place in seasons 4 - 5 when he's gone full blown heisenberg . because of that , please remember he's a ruthless drug kingpin , and will likely try to manipulate , threaten , and establish dominance . i'm not going to hold him back if he's provoked , but i will also never godmod in any threads .

ii . i'm not exclusive . if you've taken the time to look at my blog and reach out to me either to write or just to be friends ooc , i would be SO happy . i love getting messages or random starters from people that i've interacted with in the past AND from complete strangers i fawn over on the dash .

iii . i'm very selective in who i follow . that's not because i don't want every beautiful , unique writer on my dash , but simply bc i've had this blog for nearly 3 years and can't keep up with the dash . so if i follow you , please know it's because i've read your guidelines , writing , meta , and ooc posts and think you're absolutely amazing . if i'm not following you - again , it has nothing to do with how i view you , but simply trying to keep a clean dash . if we're not mutuals and you'd like to interact , please reach out to me ! i would love to become friends , and will most likely start following you .

iv . just to follow up on that last guideline - please , for the love of god , do not be intimidated by me . i've only recently come back to rping so i don't have a lot of people i talk to on this site , and any sort of gesture , whether it's you sending me a message , tagging me in a starter , sending a meme , or even as simple as liking a post makes me so unbelievably happy . i will never ignore anyone who tries to reach out .

v . i'm 25 years old , i work full - time , i'm studying for my cfp , will be starting my masters in finance , AND i try to have somewhat of a social life . please understand that all of this takes so much of my time and energy and can make me very slow at responding , both ic and ooc . if i don't reply to you and i'm on the dash , i'm probably just popping on for a moment and want to wait to respond whenever i have more time to make sure it's the response you deserve .

vi . i live in florida ( est . ) so will usually be around in the evenings and on the weekend .

vii . lastly , a couple of disclosures . obviously i'm not actually walter white or bryan cranston or even associated with breaking bad . walter white is my all - time favorite character and you'll probably see me post about how much i love him , wondering what the hell is wrong with me for loving a literal piece of shit so much . i love his character , not him as a person . he's done so many horrific things , is very manipulative and abusive , and i will never make any excuses to justify his behavior . given the nature of the show , there will be a lot of references to drugs , violence , and some other nsfw topics . i don't tag every post that deals with him cooking meth as that would be very excessive for me , so if that makes you uncomfortable , you probably shouldn't follow a blog that revolves around the manufacturing and distribution of meth . please let me know if there's anything else i post that you'd like to have me tag and i will be happy to oblige .