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_{ALMOST . he’s almost been able to get away with it , almost able to simultaneously lead this double life of the devoted family man v . s . the nefarious kingpin who dismantles any weak , unthinking fool who even attempts to undermine his superiority . his influence causes men & filth alike to scrounge for his acquaintance ── yet there’s only one who can provoke such a reaction from him .}

_{she couldn’t find out ; not like this . not ever . after all , every god damn ounce manufactured , every brush with death was all for the sake & well-being of their family . if his cover was blown , what was this all for ?}

_{stealthy hands gather stacks & stacks of bills ── he’d lost count of how many ── as he frantically thrusts them into a vent of their quaint family home . why is she home so early ?} ❝_{skyler , is that you ? i’ll … … i’ll be out in a minute ! don’t come back here .}❞ // @apennywise

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✘ apennywise ✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ I'M SO ✘ FUCKIGN ✘ READ ✘ Y ✘ FOR THIS SHIT ✘ i know we didn't really plot but ✘ take dis~*~

w . w . // whoever you fear , fear me more .

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ sp. ✘ cha chas real smooth ✘ reblog 4 free meth ✘ its been 84 yrs since i've written on here and i need more partners ✘ brba rp

the signs as walter white fuck ups

aries: getting pepper sprayed and arrested after yelling at a cop about his right to express his opinion
taurus: the pizza on the roof
gemini: waking up on the floor surrounded by popcorn to a voicemail from his ex-wife threatening to get a restraining order because of said pizza on the roof
cancer: getting high on meds and answering “which one” when skyler asked him if he’d brought his phone
leo: getting drunk and telling hank he was wrong about gale and heisenberg was still out there
virgo: his attempt at "talking with ted"
libra: getting fired after trying to make a move on his boss
scorpio: causing the 50th worst airplane crash in history
sagittarius: burning down half a million dollars and getting fire on his clothes when trying to put it out
capricorn: making a pros and cons list for murder
aquarius: his inspirational speech about the plane crash in front of the whole school
pisces: calling his son by the wrong name on his son's birthday

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ luv my son

mrjs-a inquired,

"eat my di ck hwhalter hwhite"

❝_{i don’t know how you’ve done business with your manufacturers in the past , but i’d rather chop my own dick off and attach it to an exploding turtle than put any of your repulsive , infinitesimal organs in my mouth .}❞

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✘ mrjs ✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ shhh don't worry boo this is only a front ✘ my wife and kids could see this ✘ what happens in the back of my rv late night while jesse is sleeping ✘ /stays/ in the back of my rv late night while jesse is sleeping

perksofbeingafanboy:

We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die. Who’s the bitch now?! Let him bleed.

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ calm yaself walter ✘ its not like ur any better my dude.....

_{tEMPorary nEw theme}

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ why have multiple tags when u can use the same one for everything for 3 yrs ✘ BUT i finally started revamping it ✘ the /actual/ one will take a bit longer ✘ i just...love........the bg pic of walt i can't ✘ its so Him ✘ anyway i'm too lazy for a starter call but feel free to hmu if you'd like a thing

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ so proud so bless

khanos:

dont forget to remind ppl who the fuck u r in case they start getting 2 comfortable

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ does he not do this every day of his life....

gothicprep:

no offense but I’ve never gotten over anything that’s happened to me in my life

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✘ ⋮ ❜ THE DANGER. 】 ✘ literally............ ✘ so many grudges

i . this is an independent blog for walter white from breaking bad . my mainverse typically takes place in seasons 4 - 5 when he's gone full blown heisenberg . because of that , please remember he's a ruthless drug kingpin , and will likely try to manipulate , threaten , and establish dominance . i'm not going to hold him back if he's provoked , but i will also never godmod in any threads .

ii . i'm not exclusive . if you've taken the time to look at my blog and reach out to me either to write or just to be friends ooc , i would be SO happy . i love getting messages or random starters from people that i've interacted with in the past AND from complete strangers i fawn over on the dash .

iii . i'm very selective in who i follow . that's not because i don't want every beautiful , unique writer on my dash , but simply bc i've had this blog for nearly 3 years and can't keep up with the dash . so if i follow you , please know it's because i've read your guidelines , writing , meta , and ooc posts and think you're absolutely amazing . if i'm not following you - again , it has nothing to do with how i view you , but simply trying to keep a clean dash . if we're not mutuals and you'd like to interact , please reach out to me ! i would love to become friends , and will most likely start following you .

iv . just to follow up on that last guideline - please , for the love of god , do not be intimidated by me . i've only recently come back to rping so i don't have a lot of people i talk to on this site , and any sort of gesture , whether it's you sending me a message , tagging me in a starter , sending a meme , or even as simple as liking a post makes me so unbelievably happy . i will never ignore anyone who tries to reach out .

v . i'm 25 years old , i work full - time , i'm studying for my cfp , will be starting my masters in finance , AND i try to have somewhat of a social life . please understand that all of this takes so much of my time and energy and can make me very slow at responding , both ic and ooc . if i don't reply to you and i'm on the dash , i'm probably just popping on for a moment and want to wait to respond whenever i have more time to make sure it's the response you deserve .

vi . i live in florida ( est . ) so will usually be around in the evenings and on the weekend .

vii . lastly , a couple of disclosures . obviously i'm not actually walter white or bryan cranston or even associated with breaking bad . walter white is my all - time favorite character and you'll probably see me post about how much i love him , wondering what the hell is wrong with me for loving a literal piece of shit so much . i love his character , not him as a person . he's done so many horrific things , is very manipulative and abusive , and i will never make any excuses to justify his behavior . given the nature of the show , there will be a lot of references to drugs , violence , and some other nsfw topics . i don't tag every post that deals with him cooking meth as that would be very excessive for me , so if that makes you uncomfortable , you probably shouldn't follow a blog that revolves around the manufacturing and distribution of meth . please let me know if there's anything else i post that you'd like to have me tag and i will be happy to oblige .