❛ listen , i’m going to put it in simple , layman’s terms for you both
you guys are the carrot tops of the METH - PEDDLING world : odd , uhh … ‘ extravagant ’ , and , let’s face it … well , yeah , just weird . ❜ hands flailed frantically as a means to justify his somewhat - backhanded argument . saul had deemed a wake - up call necessary for the chemist and his protégé , with both having experienced significant knock - backs in periods prior .❛ let me pitch you something , WAIT FOR IT …
LASERTAG . ❜
single eyebrow slowly QUIRKS at the other’s description of their UNUSUAL partnership, but he’ll just SWALLOW BACK any impending retort. ❛ oh, right! the LAUNDRY thing. ha ha. right on, man!! like, that’s totally not SUSPICIOUS at all, an old stuck-up dude owning a lasertag! NO OFFENSE, mister white, but honestly, he’d have more success owning, like, a FUNERAL HOTEL, or somethin’ –––––y’know, that place where they STITCH you up & dress you in a suit before they put you in a CASKET & add a bunch of flowers on it… six feet under-style!! that’s where they put my AUNT after she, uh––––– yeah. apparently, these dudes make, like, MAD STACKS. for real! ❜
he doesn’t even try to conceal his second-hand embarrassment at the suggestions of his amateur `colleagues`, rolling his eyes theatrically enough to hoard attention. ❛ this is your brilliant and genius business plan? laundering MY funds, my hard earned money, into some laser tag facility? you have got to be kidding me, saul. and jesse — i’m not even going to address your pathetic and inutile idea. what the hell is wrong with you two? this all boils down to the very simple concept of laddering funds into an UNSUSPICIOUS account, or place of business, that wouldn’t elicit any needless attention by the authorities. no, we need something much more practical than this. something believable. ❜